Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided
to install Love.
Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to
proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think
I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart.
Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs
running now. Is it okay to install Love while they
are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low
Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase
Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may
remain in your permanent memory but it
will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will
eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of
its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you
have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment.
Those programs prevent Love from being properly
installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you
tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and
invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary
until Grudge and Resentment have been completely
erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing
itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the
base program.
You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order
to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It
says, "Error - Program not run on external components
." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love
program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has
not yet been run on your Heart. In
non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love
yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on
the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth;
and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart"
directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting
files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you
need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it
is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new
files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and
Contentment are copying themselves
all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile,
but eventually everything gets it at the proper time.
So Love is installed and running.
One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be
sure to give it and its various modules to everyone
you meet. They will in turn share it with others and
return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
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